Sunday, January 18, 2015

Neologisms


Mike from Cadillac challenged me to come up with some words that we could use if they actually existed. Rather than taking time out to make some up during this very busy season, I’m going to cheat and offer some that I wrote in an article a few years back.

kerysomnia  n.  The unfailing ability to fall asleep during a sermon. [< Gr  keryssein,  to proclaim, + L somnus, sleep]
synchrotenation  n.  That embarrassing moment at the family dinner table when everyone reaches for the last pork chop at the same time. [< E synchro-, simultaneously, + L tenere, to take hold of]
anamelophobia  n.  Fear of, or aversion to, elevator music. [< Gr ana,
upward, + melo, music, + phob, fear]
optotoxicidal  adj.  Of or pertaining to poisonous looks that could kill, especially from a spouse.  [< Gr ops, eye, + toxikon, poison, + E -cide, to kill]
umbalgia  n.  The excruciating pain experienced when a doorknob violently strikes one's thigh. [< L umbo, a knob or projection + -algia, pain]
vinigrate v.  -grated, -grating  To annoy others while under the influence of alcoholic beverages. [< L vinum, wine + grate, to annoy]
coprovore  n.   A subordinate who is forced to listen without interruption as his or her boss engages in unrelenting verbal abuse. [< Gr kopro-, dung, + L vorare, eat]
vellicitude  (vel-ISS-uh-tewd) n.  Having one's sleeve plucked by a persistent street beggar. [< L vellicare, to pull or pluck + solicit ]
philatelicide  n.  1. A postal worker who goes on a rampage and murders his co-workers.  2. The act of a philatelicide.  [< G philately, the study of stamps, + L -cide, murder]
pisced-off (pisht-OFF) adj.  Angry because the market is out of fresh fish.   [< L. piscis, fish, + -off]
proctotious (prok-TOE-shuss) adj.  Of or pertaining to a lazy knave, such as one's brother-in-law. [< Gr proctos, rectum, + L otium, leisure]
frustrum  n., pl. frustra.  An unendurably itchy spot in the middle of one's back which defies all efforts to reach it. [< L frustra in vain]
mephitomint n., pl. -mints.   A lozenge deliberately designed to produce foul breath in certain social situations, such as a blind date which is going badly. [< L mephitis, noxious stench, + mint]
testiculate  v.  To make an obscene gesture by grabbing one's crotch.  [< L testis, testicle]
ructitude  n.  The satisfying feeling of relief which comes after a particularly good belch. {< L eructare, to belch]
rhinothetic  adj.  Having the tendency to stick one's nose in other people's business. [< Gr rhin-, nose, + E -thetic > Gr-tithenai, to put or place]
bisedilious  adj.  Pertaining to a bus rider or theatergoer so large tha two seats are necessary to accommodate him or her--and who invariably sits next to you. [< L bi-, two, + sedile, seat]
podostomatic  adj.  Tending to suffer from foot-in-mouth disease. [< Gr pod-, foot, +  stom-, mouth]
bufogamation  (bew-FOE-guh-MAY’-shun) n.  The act of marrying a prince only to discover that he's really a toad. [< Gr bufo-, toad, + gam-, wed]

pharmasuitical  adj.  Pertaining to a multi-pocketed garment worn by drug smugglers. [< Gr pharmako, drug, + Eng. suit]

Words to theWise, Kindle Edition 



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Sunday, January 11, 2015

Gambol and Gimbal


Doug from Traverse City called in to ask about a word that he encountered in his reading. After he had hung up, I realized that I didn’t know precisely which word he intended. It was either gimballed or gambolled.

If it was gimballed, it means fitted with a gimbal. Gimbal has a few meanings:

·      connecting links in machinery;

·      a hinge;

·      a contrivance by means of which articles for use at sea (esp. the compass and the chronometer) are suspended so as to keep a horizontal position. It usually consists of a pair of rings moving on pivots in such a way as to have a free motion in two directions at right angles, so as to counteract the motion of the vessel.

If, instead, he said
gambolled, that is the past tense of the verb to gambol. A gambol (n.) is the energetic leap of a horse. It is also an outburst of energetic and playful activity—not necessarily involving a horse—or a general frolic or romp.


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Saturday, January 03, 2015

Warren


Greg from Thompsonville, Michigan, encountered the word warren a couple of times in the last month. The first instance occurred in an email from a friend who had visited Nepal. He wrote, “Kathmandu was a loud and busy tourist city . . . a warren of hotels, shops and restaurants.

The second instance came up in a book by Laura Hillenbrand, Unbroken – A World War II Story of Survival, Resilience, and Redemption: “Louie curled up under paper sheets. There were dozens of men in cells near him, but no one made a sound. Phil was in a cell far down the hall, and for the first time in months, Louie wasn’t near him. In this warren of captive men, he was alone.”

Originally, warren was an Anglo-Norman word for a game park. That was in 1377. It seems to have been derived from a Germanic verb that meant to guard or protect.

About a century later, it was applied specifically to a piece of land devoted to raising rabbits – hence, a rabbit-warren. By 1607, it was a collection or assemblage of small animals of any species.

By the middle of the 17th century, it had made the leap to a building or settlement that was like a rabbit-warren, but inhabited by humans who were poor. It was also applied to office or living space characterized by many passages and small rooms.


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